Njengoko abantu abaqhelekileyo kwi-Apple Universe besazi kakuhle, iVenkile yeApple ngokubanzi iyimpumelelo, kunqabile ukuba ungayiboni inyanzela iflegi. Njengenqanaba lokuqala lenkonzo yezobugcisa, sinokufumana zonke iintlobo zamabali kunye neemeko. Abanye babasebenzi bangaphambili beVenkile yakwa-Apple bagqibe kwelokuba beze nokuhlamba iimpahla ezimdaka ezivela kwinkampani yezobuchwephesha yaseCupertino, nangona inyhasha ukuzibophelela okuyimfihlo okubabophelelayo kwinkampani. Kula mabali avuza sinokufumana ezona zihlekiso zeemeko, zayo yonke imibala kunye neentlobo. Sikuxelela ezona zibalaseleyo kwezi meko kwiVenkile yeApple.
Ukuqala, siza kushwankathela imeko apho umsebenzisi, ophethe i-iPhone, ehlelwe kukuwa emanzini, eyamanzisa isixhobo kwaye yasenza sasebenza isiqinisekiso. Ukuyicombulula, wayenobubele ngokwaneleyo ukuba ayibeke kwimicrowave, Iziphumo ezilindelekileyo:
Ndilungiselele owona msebenzisi usisiyatha endakha ndambona. Ubeke i-iPhone eguqulweyo kwaye ekhubazekile phambi kwam wathi, "I-iPhone yam ayisebenzi." Ngobulumko, ndambuza ukuba kwenzeke ntoni. Wachaza ukuba wayefowuna kunye naye kwaye isixhobo saqala ukutshisa esandleni sakhe. Emva koko wayiphosa emhlabeni kwaye waqala ukukhupha amadangatye. Ndithathe i-iPhone ndaza ndaqala ukuyivula kwigumbi leGenius… inene, isixhobo besifakwe ulwelo, ndiye ndabuya ndaya kuxelela umnini (izixhobo zokufuma zatsiba). Uphendule wathi "Ewe, ewe, bekutsha, ndiye ndabaleka ndayochitha amanzi kuyo." Nangona kunjalo… bendiqinisekile ukuba uyifumene imanzi i-iPhone yakhe kwaye kamva waba nombono omkhulu wokuyifaka kwimicrowave ukuyomisa.
Kodwa oku kwakungeyona nto ingenakwenzeka, ezinye zibandakanya abaphambukeli:
Ndaye ndaya kumfana owayezama ukundenza ndicinge ukuba ulwelo olonakalise isixhobo yayilulwelo olwalukhutshwa ngumphambukeli, yonke into yenzekile xa yayikhutshwa ngabaphambukeli. Kwakunzima ukugcina ubuso.
Nanga amanye amabali esiwafumene Thrillist, apho abasebenzi beVenkile yeApple bavule ngokungachazwanga.
Ndiyazithanda iintloko ezothusayo ukutsala iindwendwe, ke andinanto yakwenza neendaba. Ngokwazi kwam ukuxelela ama-2 ahlekisayo, ii-anecdotes ze-surreal okanye nantoni na ofuna ukuyibiza malunga nabaxhasi ayingcolisi mpahla.
Nanku umthombo (Endingaziyo ukuba awongezekanga kwinqaku) https://www.thrillist.com/tech/nation/apple-store-secrets-horror-stories-revealed-by-former-employees, kukho amabali amnandi.
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